Me: "Jordan, we need to clean your ears tonight."
Jordan: "Okay! I'll go get an ear tip."
Me: "It's called a Q-tip, Jord."
Jordan: "Okay, I'll go get a Q-tip."
He runs out of the room and comes back with a handful of Q-tips. I begin to clean his ears.
Me: "Ew, your ears are dirty!"
Jordan: "I know. I hope there's not a green bean in there."
Me: "Wait... what?!?"
Jordan: "Maybe if I ate one, it would come out my ears. Ha. Ha ha ha! Never mind!"
This was the best conversation I had all day. I'm glad I have funny children.
Jordan: "Okay! I'll go get an ear tip."
Me: "It's called a Q-tip, Jord."
Jordan: "Okay, I'll go get a Q-tip."
He runs out of the room and comes back with a handful of Q-tips. I begin to clean his ears.
Me: "Ew, your ears are dirty!"
Jordan: "I know. I hope there's not a green bean in there."
Me: "Wait... what?!?"
Jordan: "Maybe if I ate one, it would come out my ears. Ha. Ha ha ha! Never mind!"
This was the best conversation I had all day. I'm glad I have funny children.
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