Jordan has been so funny this week. Here are a few of our conversations, to the best of my memory.
Jordan: Mom. What would you say if I had a girl friend?
Me: You mean when you're older?
Jordan: No. Now.
Me: You're too young to have a girl friend.
Jordan: But if I did. What would you say?
Me: I'd say there's really no point in you having a girl friend since you don't have a job or a car. Flash backs of Judah Smith sermons filled my mind. Anybody remember that one? J-O-B?
Jordan: Well I want one. And just to let you know, I'm on the lookout.
Here's one more, from later the same day.
Jordan: When Violet gets a boyfriend, I will tell him to leave my sister alone or I'll punch him in the mouth.
Me: Wow, that's really harsh. What if I said that to your girlfriend one day?
Jordan: Mom, you could never say that. Unless she was on drugs. Then you could say it. He then got up and ran out of the room.
Me: Wait. What?!?!
I love this funny, feisty son of mine!
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